The Whisper Network

You know the videos I’m talking about.

Soft voices, low light. Women with perfect nails, touching their faces. Leaning close. Whispering. Click-click-clicking their tongues. Blowing into mics like they’re sharing secrets just for you. There’s a science to it—brain tingles, they say. Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. ASMR. Supposed to relax you, make you sleep.

But here’s the secret:

That’s not really what they do.